Thoughts for: Monday 27th February 2006
It's true. Every word. :: [22:21:46]Ten Top Trivia Tips about Plasticine God!
- Scientists believe that Plasticine God began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- More people are killed by Plasticine God each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Plasticine God to vote.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Plasticine God.
- Plasticine God can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Plasticine God!
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Plasticine God is near.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Plasticine God is blue!
- By tradition, a girl standing under Plasticine God cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Plasticine God.
