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Thoughts for: Monday 27th February 2006

It's true. Every word. :: [22:21:46]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Plasticine God!

  1. Scientists believe that Plasticine God began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  2. More people are killed by Plasticine God each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  3. New Zealand was the first place to allow Plasticine God to vote.
  4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Plasticine God.
  5. Plasticine God can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  6. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Plasticine God!
  7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Plasticine God is near.
  8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Plasticine God is blue!
  9. By tradition, a girl standing under Plasticine God cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Plasticine God.
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