Thoughts for: Saturday 9th December 2006
A simply awesome idea. :: [20:17:47]It's true, they should do this.
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:: [20:15:20]Just what it says. Read them and see why.
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:: [20:01:41]You learn new things everyday, or at least I do. It's kind of an aim. Not that I go out of my way to learn something each day, but life has a habit of throwing new things at you and you learn from them. Unfortunately some people don't learn. It's a real shame but it happens. Unfortunately there's not a whole lot that can be done about it, well other than murder of course, but I'm reliably informed that it's still illegal. Which is a shame, but you know, what can you do? For example, some of the people who pass through my till have learned something, they have learned how immensely awesome I am with computers. I'm not sure how they have learned this, but they obviously have otherwise why would they hand me their card, seeming to believe that I can use the sheer power of my brain to perform 1337 miracles to carry out the transaction from my hand instead of from the keypad/card reader. Why they believe this I don't know, but they do, unfortunately they don't seem to have learnt that just because you work in a shop does not mean that you are fused to your till point, ala the Pilot in Farscape. I would love to be able to carry out their transaction for them through the sheer power of my mind but unfortunately it's not quite within my scope yet, perhaps one day they will realise this and stop attempting to give me their card. Speaking of anatomy and how it doesn't carry out certain functions, I would like to point out that some parts of your anatomy do work. Eyes for example. In most people these things are very good at letting you take in the world around them. So, for a change, maybe, just maybe, people would like to do something amazing like use their eyes instead of their big mouths. One would think this a pretty redundant thing to say, but it apparently isn't, so I will say it anyway, if you want to find something, you generally, need to look LOOK for something in order to find it. Yes opening your big gob generally does the job too but it's damn annoying and very, very unecessary. Stop it. Now. Additionally, comnplaining and whining more than a n00b who just got owned at Counterstrike because the product you made your "special trip" for isn't in stock will not help you get it. Nor will being a cunt with me. I'm sorry but if you expect me to whip out my cock and shake it around to make the item you want magically appear, it's just not going to happen. Why you think I have this ability, again, I don't know, but kindly fuck off, because if I get my cock out, it will be so I can slap you with it, not so that I can get your item for you. Finally and some what obviously, the world does not, I repeat, NOT revolve around you. In fact, it doesn't even come close. Not even a little bit. Not in the slightest. You are in fact so insignificant that if you died, I highly doubt anyone would care. My point? Stop being so fucking self important you arrogant shits. I have seen things in my job that amaze even me, and I have a HUGE ego. Have some courtesy for the people around you. Stop being insolent and rude, it's not funny and it doesn't make you seem important, just pompous. For those of you who didn't notice, this became a brief mentioning of some of the more annoying people I encounter in my day to day routine. Don't even bother complaning, afterall, this Blog was originally entirely and solely for rants. Bye Bye now.